Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British
“I Don’t Know Why Your Pillow’s Not Working. We Followed All the Instructions. Maybe We Should Return It To the…Wait! It Says ‘For Best Results, Close Your Eyes.’ Try That,” 1888
Oil on panel
Julius Paulsen, Danish
When the Portrait Artist Took His Lunch Break, Agnes Would Sneak In and Paint Penises on the Faces, 1886
Oil on canvas
Walter Whitehead, American
“The Fast and the Furious: This Time It’s Canoes,” 1923
Oil on canvas
Corneille Seghers, Belgian
“My New Printing Press Will Give Even the Basest Commoner Access To Books. Instead of Having To Read Everything on Their Phone,” Between 1837 and 1869
Oil on panel
Samuel S. Carr, American
She Sells Vitamin C To Swells Down By the Seashore, 1877
Oil on canvas
Arturo Ricci, Italian
“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 147), Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Arturo Ricci, Italian
“You Folks Are In Luck. My Manager’s Authorized Me To Give You a Sweet Deal on This Baby, Because We’ve Got To Make Room on the Lot for the 1889s,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
Wilhelm Trübner, German
Galahad Had Followed the Suggestion on King Arthur’s Birthday Invitation To “Bring a Suit.” How Was He Supposed To Know It Was a Pool Party?,” 1913
Oil on board
Arthur Elsley, British
And Thus Began Tommy’s Long History of Giving Women Crabs, 1902
Oil on canvas
