MASTERPIECE #559 Meister der Reichenauer Schule, German Peace Out, Boys. The J-Dog’s Going Shoe Shopping, 1010 Parchment
MASTERPIECE #558 Lucas Cranach the Elder, German Sisyphus and His Brothers at Day Care, 1532 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #557 Meister des Halepagen-Altars, German Couple at Learning Annex “You Can Learn to Clap!” Seminar, 1500 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #556 Francesco Hayez, Italian Samson, Realizing That PETA’s Going to Have His Ass for This One, 1842 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #555 Meister Bertram von Minden, German Jesus Yelling at Adam and Eve for Destroying His Dad’s Shrubs, 1375 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #553 Jacob Jordaens, Flemish The Four Evangelists, None of Whom Remembered to Pay the Heating Bill Last Month, 1620 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #552 Joan de Joanes, Spanish Jesus and Pals Making Fun of the Nerd Table, 1566 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #551 Jean-Baptiste Camille Corot, French Winner of Ashley Judd Lookalike Contest (12-and-Under Division), 1833 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #550 Michael Pacher, Austrian St. Augustine Realizing It Might be Time to Call the Exterminator, 1471 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #549 John Singleton Copley, American Fashion Fail #7: The Inflatable Beret, 1765 Oil on canvas