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MASTERPIECE #577

Simon Vouet, French

Angel Distracted Seconds Before Vicious Attack by Chucky, 1635

Oil on canvas

Quentin Metsys, Flemish

Woman Pretending to Give a Rat’s A$% About Husband’s Stupid Coin Collection, 1514

Oil on wood

Raffaello Sanzio, Italian

Women Forced to Consult Magic 8 Balls for Advice, Now that Oprah’s Gone, 1504

Oil on panel

Rogier van der Weyden, Dutch

Mary Magdalene With Tall Skim Double-Shot Vanilla Latte With Whip (in Handy Travel Mug), 1450

Oil on oak panel

Raffaello Santi, Italian

Portrait of Girl With Pet She Adopted From Unicorn Rescue, 1505

Oil on panel

Pietro Longhi, Italian

Washerwoman Wondering if Maybe She Should Get Implants Too, 1740

Oil on wood

Pieter Bruegel the Elder, Flemish

Pickpocket Stealing the Grim Reaper’s Fanny Pack, 1568

Tempera on canvas

Pierre Puvis de Chavannes, French

Woman Using Speakerphone on Her New Apple iSkull, 1869

Oil on canvas

Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Italian

Medusa, Getting Another Tweet from Anthony Weiner, 1595

Oil on canvas on wood

Philipp Veit, German

Why You Never Wear a Cape to a Break-Up, 1816

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