Conrad Meyer, Swiss
Previously on “Toddlers and Tiaras,” 1657
Oil on canvas
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #464
Bartholomaus Bruyn the Elder, German/Francesco Hayez, Italian
Women Suffering from Gas and Acid Reflux, Respectively, 1533/1832
Oil on wood/Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #463
Bartholomaus Spranger, Flemish
Photographic Evidence That Mark McGwire Used Steroids, 1600
Copper
MASTERPIECE #462
Benozzo Gozzoli, Italian
If You’re Holy and You Know It Clap Your Hands, 1461
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #461
Duccio di Buoninsegna, Italian
St. Thomas Picking Bad Time To Ask Jesus For Gum, 1308
Tempera on wood
MASTERPIECE #460
Barthelemy d’Eyck, French-Southern Netherlandish
Gay Catholic Bishop Forced to Stay in the Closet, 1443
Mixed media on wood
MASTERPIECE #459
Bartholomeus van der Helst, Dutch
Those Jerks Who Stole the Board With Today’s Specials, 1653
Oil on canvas on panel
MASTERPIECE #458
Ludwig Knaus, German
Up Next on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction”: She Can’t Stop Eating Pita Wraps, 1859
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #457
Jan Steen, Dutch
Seamstress Being Treated for Carpal Tunnel, 1665
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #456
Augustus Leopold Egg, English
Revisionist History: Mary Todd Lincoln Realizing She’s Lost the Theater Tickets, 1858
Oil on canvas