MASTERPIECE #743 Pieter de Hooch, Dutch Mother Discovering “Gift” Lucky Left in the Bassinet, 1661 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #256 William-Adolphe Bouguereau, French Octomom Trying to Remember What She Did With the Other Three, 1878 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #87 Henri Fantin-Latour, French Party of Seven Realizing They’re Way Overdressed for the Olive Garden, 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #636 Emmanuel Herman Joseph Wallet, French Woman Requesting Help with MAJOR Cockroach in Bathroom, 1801 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #89 Edmund Blair Leighton, English Backstage Jitters at “America’s Next Top Harpist,” 1838 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #742 Peter Paul Rubens, Southern Netherlandish Daniel in the Lions’ Den, Begging for a Pee Break, 1613 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #741 Adelaide Labille-Guiard, French Sculptor Completing Bust of Aidan Quinn, 1783 Blue pastel on paper
MASTERPIECE #740 Paul Cezanne, French Charles Manson in Corcoran State Prison Production of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears,” 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #739 Pietro Longhi, Italian Woman Fainting in Disbelief that Kobe Bryant’s Marriage Didn’t Last, 1744 Oil on canvas