Walter Langley, English
“The Instructions Say ‘For the Phillips FartShield To Be 100% Effective, You Must Wrap It Around the Waist, Fully Enclosing the Buttocks.’ See, I Told You You Had It On Wrong. And That’s Probably Why the Milk Curdled and the Dog Is Under the Bed,” Date Unknown
Watercolor on paper
Ralph Daniel Dunkelberger, American
It’s Not a Quilting Party Until Hildy’s Flipped Someone Off, 1941
Oil on panel
Santiago Rusiñol, Spanish
When He Thought No One Was Looking, Miguel Liked To Practice His “Rooster Walk,” 1890-91
Oil on canvas
Hendrik Jacobus Scholten, Dutch
“Well, This Is Awkward. I Brought You Here To Present My Newest Landscape Painting. But Apparently, Some Prankster Has Replaced It With My ‘Self-Portrait in Skimpy Speedo,'” ca. 1850-70
Oil on panel
Mattheus Ignatius van Bree, Belgian
“Your Booster Seat, General Bonaparte,” ca. 1812
Oil on canvas
Nicolaes Maes, Dutch
That Vegan Drug Dealer Who Sells Molly For Asparagus, 1650s
Oil on canvas
Enock Wood Perry, Jr., American
“We’re Going To Have To Stop Here For Today. At Our Next Session, I’d Like To Dig Deeper Into the Incident With the Chickens. But Only If You Think You’re Ready,” 1872
Oil on canvas
Ángel Zárraga, Mexican
“As I Was Trying To Explain When You Let Me In, I’m Not the Model You Hired. I Work For DoorDash. And I’ll Give You Your Mozzarella Sticks If I Can Please Have My Clothes Back,” 1944
Oil on canvas
Albrecht De Vriendt, Belgian
“You Can Argue All You Want, Sir, But It Says Right Here That To Be in This Painting, You Must Have Some Sort of Silly Headwear,” 1890
Oil on panel
Edmund Charles Tarbell, American
America’s Cup Race Ruined By Attack of 50-Foot Woman, 1899
Oil on canvas
