MASTERPIECE #1357 Konstantin Makovsky, Russian “Great Moments In Phallic Portraiture” (Page 101), 1884 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1355 Hans von Hayek, Austro-German “You Will Soon Meet a Tall, Handsome, But Not Completely Potty-Trained Stranger,” 1892 Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #1354 William Gordon Burn-Murdoch, Scottish Army Officer Wondering if He’s Been Over-Watering His Helmet, 1891 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1353 Valentin de Boulogne, French Jesus Scoring the Last Coffee Table at Macy’s Black Friday Furniture Sale, 1618 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1352 Ford Madox Brown, English Husband Attempting to Explain “Asian Massage” Charge on Visa Bill, 1872 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1351 Ilya Repin, Russian “Stop, You Idiot! I Need That Thing for the Turkey!,” 1890 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1347 Eugene de Blaas, Italian Wishing There Was a Faster Way to Send Her Boyfriend These Nude Selfies, 1873 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1346 Edgar Degas, French Me For About an Hour After Eating a Hot Pocket, 1886 Pastel on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #1345 Emile Munier, French Adam and Eve’s Nanny Giving the Kids a Snack, 1880 Oil on canvas