Steve Melcher – Page 240 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #1419

Gerrit Dou, Dutch

Portrait of the Artist About to Hurl, 1657

Oil on panel

Salomon Koninck, Dutch

“Wait. I Didn’t Order a Quesalupa,” 1650

Oil on canvas

Salomon Koninck, Dutch

Scholar Finding Piece of Thursday’s Breakfast Burrito in Beard, 1649

Oil on canvas

Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch

Cheering Up a Friend with a “Sorry You Blew 12 Bucks on ‘Batman v Superman'” Bouquet, 1883

Oil on canvas

Govaert Flinck, Dutch

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture” (Page 225), 1645

Oil on canvas

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

King David Wondering Where That Waitress Disappeared to With His Discover Card, 1680

Oil on canvas

Karel Dujardin, Dutch

Saint Paul Healing the Lame With Jazz Hands, 1663

Oil on canvas

Gerbrand van den Eeckhout, Dutch

“Actually, No — We’re Not the Ones From the Victoria’s Secret Catalog. But We’ll Take That as a Compliment,” 1656

Oil on canvas

Aert de Gelder, Dutch

Angel, Totally Tempted to Draw a Penis on This Dude’s Face Right Now, ca. 1700

Oil on canvas

Franz von Defregger, Austrian

Leprechaun Asking Woman if She’d Like to Get Lucky, 1881

Oil on canvas