Léon Belly, French
“I’m Flattered, But You’re Wasting Your Time, Ladies. My Sail Blows To the Starboard Side, If You Know What I Mean,” 1867
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2170
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2169
Winslow Homer, American
“Gentlemen, You Are Confederate Prisoners of War…Traitors To Your Own Country…the Lowest of the Low. That Said, Do You Think You Could Introduce Me To the Guys From Lynyrd Skynyrd?,” 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2168
Carl Steffeck, German
“Honey, When You Bought the Horse We Agreed You Wouldn’t Ride It in the House. If He Pooped in the Elevator Again, It’s All Yours,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2167
George Cochran Lambdin, American
Union Soldier Wondering If He Should Brave the Latrine, Or Try To Hold It Until the War’s Over, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2166
Auguste Toulmouche, French
“Hey, There Are Other Fish in the Sea. Maybe Not as Hot or Rich As That One, But I Promise You’re Going To Find Someone. In the Meantime, Do You Mind If I Date Him?,” 1890
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2165
Leonardo Gasser, Italian
Oh No, Jerome Was Doing It Again. You Know That Weird Thing Where He Smells People’s Fingers?, 1866
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2164
Antoni Caba, Spanish
Uh-Oh. Looks Like SOMEBODY Forgot It Was Their Anniversary, 1864
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2163
Jean-Baptiste-Ange Tissier, French
“No Sir, My Design Does NOT Include a, Um, ‘Gnarly Waterslide,’ But Of Course That’s an Option,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2162
William Powell Frith, English
“And Now, By the Power Vested in Me By an Ad in the Back of Rolling Stone Magazine, I Hereby Pronounce You Man and Wife,” 1865
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2161
Auguste Alexandre Hirsch, French
“Sorry. I’d Let You Play It, But I Don’t Think I Could Survive Having My Harp Broken Again,” 1865
Oil on canvas