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MASTERPIECE #2182

Frédéric Soulacroix, French-Italian

“I’m Cheating on My Husband With the Earl of Cornwall. Do You Guys Know How I Can Get Hold of a Burner Phone?,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Anselm Feuerbach, German

The ~~Judgment~~ Creepy Stare of Paris, 1870

Oil on canvas

Lawrence Alma-Tadema, Dutch-British

Back When Macy’s Still Held Its Annual Tax Day Parade, 1871

Oil on canvas

Auguste Serrure, Belgian

“And Upstairs They’ve Got Air Hockey and a Dance Dance French Revolution Machine,” 1861

Oil on panel

Richard Ansdell, British

Four Hours Into the Hunt, Gerald Suddenly Remembered He Was a Vegetarian, 1869

Oil on canvas

Rudolf Friedrich August Henneberg, German

“We Can Stop Here If You Really Want, But the Next Castle Has a Buffalo Wild Wings,” 1864

Oil on canvas

Hugo Salmson, Swedish

“Care To Explain Why Your Wedding Ring Was in Your Coat Pocket? And Who, Pray Tell, Is strumpet89@hotmail.com?”
1865

Oil on canvas

Anselm Feuerbach, German

Penelope Briefly Considered Telling Edith About the Rattlesnake Behind Her, But Then, Edith HAD Been Kind of Annoying Lately, 1867

Oil on canvas

François Bonvin, French

Woman Taking a Video of Herself Doing the “Pull Your Own Tooth Challenge,” 1867

Oil on panel