Steve Melcher – Page 154 – THAT IS PRICELESS

MASTERPIECE #2403

Joseph Ferdinand Boissard de Boisdenier, French

“Um, Hi. I’m Glad You Found Your Massage So Relaxing, But You Can’t Just Sleep Here All Day. I Do Have Other Clients,” 1841

Oil on canvas

Eduard Ritter, Austria

Austria’s Version of the Brawny Paper Towel Guy, ca. 1840

Oil on canvas

Félix Taunay, Baron of Taunay, French

Apparently, Tim Misunderstood What His Friends Meant When They Said He Should Get a Jaguar, ca. 1841

Oil on canvas

Victor A. Searles, American

“The Wonders of the New World Are Endless, Your Majesties. Exotic Peoples, Priceless Treasures, and Something Called a ‘Pizookie,'” ca. 1893

Illustration

Circle of Sir Edward John Poynter, British

“Coral Blue Yeezy 451’s in a 12 1/2? That’s a Tough One, But Let Me See What I’ve Got in the Back,” Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Edward Poynter, British

How Stuff Was Delivered Before Amazon Prime, 1867

Oil on canvas

Edwin Henry Landseer, British

Scott Was Having a Great Time Chilling With Some Saint Bernards. And Then He Put His Contacts In, 1839

Oil on canvas

Giovanni Tognolli, Italian

Father Hoping the 5-Second Rule Also Applies To Goats’ Teats, 1839

Oil on canvas

Jacques-Louis David, French

“Sorry Dear, I’m Having Trouble Reading Your Fortune. For Some Reason I’m Just Getting Early Super Tuesday Results,” 1824

Oil on canvas

Carl Friedrich Schulz, German

“Pheasants? My Bad, Guys. I Thought We Were Hunting Peasants,” 1835

Oil on canvas