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MASTERPIECE #2413

Ford Madox Brown, British

When You Get All the Way To the Top of the Mountain and Realize You Forgot Your Skis, 1842

Oil on canvas

Miklós Barabás, Hungarian

Frederick J. Crips, Founder of the Crips, Flashing a Gang Sign, 1842

Oil on canvas

Joseph-Désiré Court, French

Though the Colonel’s Troops Continued To Advance Quickly Through Prussia, His Hairline Was Clearly on the Retreat, 1842

Oil on canvas

Anne-Geneviève Greuze, French

Mother Teaching Son How To Pick Up a Chick, Date Unknown

Oil on canvas

Léon Cogniet, French

“Excuse Me, Sir, But You’re in the Presence of Emperor Bonaparte. Could I Ask You To Put on Some Shorts?,” Between 1827-35

Oil on cardboard

John Frederick Herring, Sr., British

“Oh, You’re Looking For Some Extra Work? Have You Considered Pulling For Uber?,” 1841

Oil on panel

Joseph Zahradniczek der Ältere, Austrian

“Love the Jeggings, Ernst. You’re Lucky — I Couldn’t Find Them Anywhere in Blue,” 1841

Watercolor on paper

Joseph-Désiré Court, French

“Oh,” Thought Queen Caroline. “So That’s Where My Selfie Stick Went,” 1841

Oil on canvas

Sir Edward John Poynter, English

“Okay, So It’s Not You, Venus. But No One Goes in the Hot Tub Until We Find Out Who Stepped in the Dog Poop,” 1880

Oil on canvas

Constantin Hansen, Danish

“Oops, Guys, I Just Remembered I Booked This As a Non-Smoking Room. Is That Going To Be a Problem?,” 1837

Oil on canvas