Georg Schwer, German
When the Job Posting Said You Could “Make a Bundle,” This Wasn’t Exactly What Erin Had In Mind, 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2437
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2436
Adolphe Yvon, French
“Um, I Think There’s Been a Mistake, Your Excellency. That’s Not a Signed Treaty. That’s Your Scorecard From Mini Golf Last Night,” 1860
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2435
Charles Meynier, French
The Greek God Apollo: A Mount Olympus “10,” an L.A. “7,” 1798
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2434
Friedrich Eduard Meyerheim, German
Alexis Knew Her Gymnastics Career Was Over If She Grew Taller Than 5’2″, and At This Point She Was Willing To Try Anything, 1849
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2433
Daniel Maclise, Irish
Shameless Profiteer Selling Toilet Paper By the Square, 1858
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2432
Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish-Russian
Ahhh, So That’s Where My Fishing Pole and Good Salad Bowl Went, ca. 1864-76
Oil on cardboard
MASTERPIECE #2431
John Michael Crossland, English
Famed Cricket Player Nannultera (Also Available for Fraternity Initiations and Sex Dungeons), 1854
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2430
Johann Erdmann Hummel, German
“Back Off, B*tch. You’re Stepping On My Solo,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2429
Alfred Elmore, British
“Sorry, I WOULD Help You With That, But I Threw Out My Back Lifting a Giant Turkey Leg at Lunch,” ca. 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2428
Charles Venneman, Belgian
Couple Playing “Pass the Candle” (the G-Rated Version), 1847
Oil on panel