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MASTERPIECE #2429

Alfred Elmore, British

“Sorry, I WOULD Help You With That, But I Threw Out My Back Lifting a Giant Turkey Leg at Lunch,” ca. 1870

Oil on canvas

Charles Venneman, Belgian

Couple Playing “Pass the Candle” (the G-Rated Version), 1847

Oil on panel

George Caleb Bingham, American

Olympic Pole Vaulting Champ Giving Motivational Speech, 1847

Oil on canvas

Joseph Karl Stieler, German

Beethoven Trying To Decide Whether To Go With “Ba-Ba-Ba-BUM” or “Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow,” 1820

Oil on canvas

Which Quarantine House Would You Choose?

Artist Unknown

“Before You Say Anything About the Mustache, Let Me Remind You I’m Carrying a Firearm,” 1846

Oil on canvas

Nils Andersson, Swedish

“Check It Out, Babe. I Just Found This Thing on the Beach With My Awesome New Metal Detector!,” 1846

Oil on canvas

Karl Bang, Chinese

Cleopatra Binge-Watching “The Tiger King,” and Not Impressed, Date Unknown

Oil painting

Moritz von Schwind, Austrian

Stonecrafters: Quality Sculptures in About an Hour,™ 1844

Oil on canvas

Gaetano Ferri, Italian

“If You Can’t Read My Handwriting, It Says ‘Grande Chicken Burrito With Black Beans and Extra Guac On the Side,'” 1840-1845

Oil on canvas