MASTERPIECE #2469 Léon Bonnat, French Suddenly Betsy Found Herself Regretting Her Decision Not To Pack the Baby Björn, 1869-70 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2468 Ernst Hader, German “Thank You For Your Generosity, Children. You’ve Made a Hungry Traveler Very — Oh, Wait, Does This Have Trans Fats? I’m Doing Paleo,” 1869 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2467 Ferdinand Axmann, Austrian Jane’s Plan Was Actually Ingenious When You Thought About It: Stealing Mildred’s Necklace One Pearl at a Time, 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2466 Robert Ekman, Finnish “Sorry, I’m Blanking. Does Anyone Remember What Comes After ‘Scaramouche, Scaramouche, Will You Do the Fandango?,'” 1868 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2465 Jan Vermeer, Dutch Girl With a Pearl Earring and Unflattering Cargo Shorts (Shorts Not Pictured), ca. 1665 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2464 Constantin Hansen, Danish “Dude, What’s the Deal? I Thought You Said There’d Be Hookers Here,” Between 1860-64 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2463 Eugène Fichel, French “You’re Unquestionably Talented, Sir. But, Um, Do You Have Any Paintings That ARE Safe For Work?,” 1865 Oil on wood
MASTERPIECE #2462 Charles Sillem Lidderdale, British Kieran Culkin as Little Red Riding Hood, 1877 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2461 Auguste Toulmouche, French Fiona Wondered If It Would Be Considered Bad Etiquette If She Started Drinking BEFORE the Wedding Ceremony, 1866 Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2460 Giovanni Fattori, Italian“Don’t Be Ridiculous, Ashley. You Are NOT Getting Fat. It’s Probably Just Water Weight,” 1865 Oil on canvas