Wilhelm Amandus Beer, German “Oh Wow, Klaus and Ingrid, This Is So Nice of You. But You Know When Most People Go To a Dinner Party, They Just Bring a Bottle of Wine,” 1874
“Okay, Now Here’s One For All You Potato Fans Out There: What’s the Difference Between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup? Anybody Can Mash Potatoes!…Hello? Is This Thing On?…,” 1873