Author: Steve Melcher

Albert Henry Collings, British

Back When Penthouse Pets Used To Pose With Their Pets, 1907

Oil on canvas

 

Petrus Theodorus van Wijngaerdt, Dutch

“From the Number of F Bombs, I’m Guessing Her Majesty Either Stubbed Her Toe Really Hard, Or Is Watching the Oprah Interview,” Date Unknown

Oil on panel

 

Thomas Prytherch, British 

“Thanks. Oh, and When You’re Done With Me, Maybe You Can Free Britney?,” 1900

Illustration

Lovis Corinth, German

This Season’s Winner of Fox’s “The Masked Prostitute,” 1908

Oil on canvas

José de Almeida e Silva, Portuguese

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Without Makeup, 1902

Oil on canvas

 Charles R. Knight, American

“Can We Please Move It Along, Darrell? Sometime This Epoch Would Be Nice,” 1897

Gouache on paper

 

Gustav Klimt, Austrian

Anna Wintour, Age 14, 1898

Oil on cardboard

 

Adolphe Alexandre Lesrel, French

“What the F***, Ned? I Specifically Said I Wanted You To Make It With Legos,” 1892

Oil on panel

 Édouard Manet, French

The Artist’s Wife Posing For Her OnlyFans Page, 1873

Oil on canvas

 

Adolphe Alexandre Lesrel, French

“It’s a Quality Sword and the Price Is Right, But Unfortunately, Good Sir, It Doesn’t Match My Boots,” 1888

Oil on panel