Pierre Bonnard, French
Clip From ESPN’s Coverage of Competitive Dieting, 1924
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1075
Author: Steve Melcher
MASTERPIECE #2291
Thomas Brooks, English
The Last Thing Collette Remembered Before Finding Herself in the Water Was a Hand on Her Shoulder and Somebody Shouting, “Take a Swim, B*tch!,” 1870
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1074
John Singer Sargent, American
My Roommate, Willfully Ignoring My Request to Wear Bottoms in the Kitchen, 1880
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1313
Gunnar Berndtson, Swedish-Finnish
Don’t Let Seasonal Allergies Ruin YOUR Daughter’s Special Day. Ask Your Doctor About Zyrtecâ„¢, 1881
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #1784
Friedrich Horschelt, German
When Your Neighbors’ Remodeling Crew Starts With the Power Drills at 6 in the F*ing Morning, 1853
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2795
Edward John Poynter, English
“I See a High of 72 Degrees With a Chance of Rain. That’ll Be 50 Bucks,” 1877
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2794
Edward Frederick Brewtnall, British
In Reality, Aurora’d Been Awake For Months, But the “Sleeping Beauty” Bit Came In Handy For Deterring Dudes Dressed Like This Clown, Date Unkown
Oil on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2793
Joseph Edward Southall, English
“So Listen, Babe, I Was Going To Invite You Up To My Apartment, But Technically I Don’t Have a Car, So If You Could Give Us Both a Ride There, That’d Be Really Cool,” ca. 1902
Tempera and gesso on canvas
MASTERPIECE #2792
Thomas Faed, Scottish
“Wow! What An Exciting Game of Checkers!” (Said No One Ever), 1861
Oil on panel
MASTERPIECE #2791
William Oliver Williams, English
“Hey! Enough With the PDA, You Two. Get a Barn!,” Late 19th century
Oil on canvas