Marianne Stokes, Austrian
“If You Kiss Me, I’ll Turn Back Into a Prince. Otherwise, I Can Only Do It Through a Complex Surgical Procedure Which Isn’t Covered By My Insurance Because It’s Considered Elective. But Hey — It’s Your Call,” ca. 1890
Oil on canvas
Arthur Hacker, English
“Well, This Has Just Been One of Those Mondays. First the Fall of Afghanistan and Now This,” 1902
Oil on panel
Arthur Hughes, English
“Like It? It’s You Carved From Five Pounds of Fresh Atlantic Salmon,” ca. 1886
Oil on canvas
John Faed, British
“I’m Considering Updating a Few of My Plays For Modern Audiences. Do You Guys Think I Should Start With ‘The Online Merchant of Venice’ or ‘The Real Merry Housewives of Windsor?,'” 1851
Oil on canvas
John Faed, Scottish
Portrait of the Woman Who Used To Make Elvis’s Jumpsuits, 1840
Oil on canvas
Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres, French
When Daphne Kept Sleeping Through Her iPhone Alarm, She Decided To Explore Other Options, 1842
Oil on canvas
Richard Redgrave, English
Now That She’d Moved the Table To Where the Bed Used To Be, Nancy Wondered If She Should Also Move the Mirror on the Ceiling, 1846
Oil on canvas
Francesco Hayez, Italian
“Yeah I Know You Think It’s Uncomfortable, But They Aren’t Letting Anybody Into the Ball Without a Mask,” 1851
Oil on canvas
Miles Chance, British
Scene From the Controversial War Movie “Apocalypse Nude,” 1943
Watercolor
John William Godward, British
When You Try To Draw Jupiter But It Comes Out Looking Like Some Dude Standing on a Toilet, 1915
Oil on canvas
