Author: Steve Melcher

Theo Zasche, Austrian

“No, Wetherby, I Don’t Believe That I Ever HAVE Had a Masseuse Do That. I Dare Say You May Have Been the Recipient of One of Those Fabled ‘Fortuitous Endings,'” Before 1922

Watercolor on paper

Joseph Siffred Duplessis, French

“Yes, I Farted. But I’m Benjamin Franklin. You Wanna Make Something of It?,” 1783

Oil on canvas

Frédéric Soulacroix, French

Lady Penelope Davenport, Excusing Herself To Deal With a Wedgie, Before 1933

Oil on canvas

Ivan Žabota, Slovak

“Are You SURE This Is How Real Cowboys Dressed? Something Feels Off,” ca. 1925

Oil on canvas

Amedeo Modigliani, Italian

“I Just Got My 23 and Me Results Back. Turns Out I’m 60% Italian and 40% Giraffe,” 1917

Oil on canvas

Jean-Joseph Weerts, French

If the Metropolitan Museum of Art Sold Thongs, ca. 1889-93

Oil on canvas

John Mix Stanley, American

The Moana Lisa, 1849

Oil on canvas

Johann Michael Neder, Austrian

“Oh, Now You Don’t Really ‘Feel’ Like Going Out Tonight? That’s Cool. I Only Spent 7 Hours on My Hair,” 1829

Oil on canvas