
Gregory Frank Harris, American
“Oh Yeah? Well, YO Momma’s So Fat, When She Walked In Front of the TV, I Missed 3 Seasons of “Downton Abbey,'” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas panel

Charles Haigh-Wood, British
“Robert Was Able To Allay Father’s Concerns About His Family Background and His Prospects. But He Appears To Be Having Trouble Defending Some Old Tweets,” 1899
Oil on canvas

Hendrick Bloemaert, Dutch
“Yeah Yeah, To Get To the Other Side. You Told That One Yesterday. Don’t You Have Any Other Material?,” 1632
Oil on canvas

René Magritte, Belgian
It Was Brilliant Really. This Way, If Their Spouses Asked, Bill and Allison Could Answer Truthfully That They WEREN’T Seeing Someone Else, 1928
Oil on canvas

Charles Haigh-Wood, British
“The Cards Say You Shall Both Meet the Gentlemen You Will Marry Before the Year Is Out. Oh, and To Take the Bengals and the Points, Whatever That Means,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas

Carl Johann Spielter, German
“Listen Eloise, I Don’t Want You To Get the Wrong Idea About This Relationship. Just Because We’ve Been Married For 57 Years and Raised 9 Children Doesn’t Mean We’re a ‘Thing,'” Date Unknown
Oil on linen

Johannes Baeck, Dutch
“Oh, Thank Goodness! When You Said You Were In Here ‘Tuning Your Lute,’ I Wasn’t Sure What I’d Be Walking In On,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel

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Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
“Stop It, Genevieve! Enough With the Splashing, You Moron, or This Painting’s NEVER Going To Dry!,” 1884-87
Oil on canvas