Author: Steve Melcher

Artist Unknown

“Hey Watson, You Can Stop Looking. I Found My Phone,” 1892

Engraving

Jean André Rixens, French

Though It Was Supposedly a Breastseller, Melony Now Understood Why the Book Had Been on the Discount Rack at Barnes & Nipple, 1889

Oil on canvas

Andrew Loomis, American

“Heads, We Enjoy Mother’s Delicious Baked Ham. Tails, We Hit That Swingers Club I Found On Yelp,” 1942

Oil on canvas

William Ely Hill, American

It Was Happening Again. Whenever Leonard Was in the Presence of Beautiful Women, He Totally Froze, 1913

Photomechanical print

Hans Sandreuter, Swiss

It All Came Down To This. Joey Knew He Had To Pick Up the Spare To Have Any Hope of Winning the Strip Bowling Tournament, Date Unknown

Plaster relief

Theo van Rysselberghe, Belgian

Meryl Streep in “Out of Africa” sequel, “Out of Clean Laundry,” 1924

Oil on canvas

W. Barthautz, Dutch

“Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture (Page 124),” Between 1700 and 1800

Pen, brown ink, brush, and watercolor on paper

Edwin Howland Blashfield, American

“Listen. You’re a Nice Gaius, Flavius, But I’m Just Not Interested in Having Sextus,” Before 1882

Oil on canvas