Josef Engelhart, Austrian
“I Wouldn’t Sweat It, Children. We Donated $10 Million To Help Build the New Wing of Santa’s Workshop Last Year, Plus Another Five Million in Cobbling Scholarships. One Phone Call and You’re Back on the Nice List,” 1927
Oil on canvas
John Singleton Copley, American
(WRITING) “On Second Thought, Scratch That, Revere. Make it ‘One If By Land, Two If By Sea, Three If By Drone,'” ca. 1775-79
Oil on canvas
Jan Lievens, Dutch
Darrell Had Always Had the Bad Habit of Entering a Room Without Knocking. But Then Came the Day When He Walked In On His Grandparents in the Shower, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
Henry Scott Tuke, British
Waiting For His Ship To Come In (The One That’s Presumably Delivering His Pants), 1924
Oil on panel
Samuel van Hoogstraten, Dutch
“Go On, Boy. You Know the Rules. We Don’t Do Our Business INside the Painting,” ca. 1670
Oil on canvas
Pierre-Auguste Renoir, French
Scene From the Film “My Friend Mittens” (Litterbox Edition), ca. 1875
Oil on canvas
Wacław Szymanowski, Russian-Polish
On This Day in History, 1874: The First Use of the Phrase “Say It Don’t Spray It,” 1888
Oil on canvas
Franz von Stuck, German
The Hot Gift For the Holidays: The She-Sawâ„¢, 1898
Syntonos paint on canvas
Josef Kinzel, Austrian
For Don, the Best Thing About Growing Potatoes Was That Whenever He Got Bored, He Could Practice His Golf Swing, 1902
Oil on canvas
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