T.H. Matteson, American
“Fellow Members, In Light of Your Vote of No Confidence, I Hereby Resign as Head of the Diversity Committee,” 1857
Oil on canvas
Follow That Is Priceless on Social Media and GoComics (the Link button):
Click to Follow This Blog or Share This Masterpiece:
Info, or links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here, here, here, here, here (can be read in full for free on Fridays), here, and here, perhaps in addition to what's in his Wikipedia page.
/// Dedicating the observatory,
Everett mesmerized folks with his story.
Widow Blandina Dudley,
knew her Charles was not cuddly,
but their name would be getting some glory.
/// As the principal speaker’s talk drones
on and on, in monotonous tones,
the large audience proved
they’re inert and unmoved.
More than half were the other half’s clones.
/// They were all famous doctors of science,
who had learned to place little reliance
on their skills to seduce,
and instead reproduce
without sex, in an act of defiance.
/// Though some deem it an abomination,
(like the speaker who gave the oration).
Cloning does need reliance
on a certain appliance
which provides for them refrigeration.