Arthur Trevor Haddon, British
“Dude, Relax. Nobody‘s Staring at Your Wife’s Ass,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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MASTERPIECE #3673
/// Haddon painted A Spanish Street Scene
with Figures who choose to convene,
and a Donkey to ride
from back home to Outside
a Taverna, (the local canteen).
/// (I’ll admit that the previous verse
isn’t funny and might make you curse.
I was trying to fit
the work’s title in it
so, the truth is, it could have been worse.)
/// Rosa, (Don Jose’s newlywed bride),
must, because he insists, always ride
when they travel at length.
He is saving her strength
for activities upstairs inside.
/// Later on Don Jose spoke to some
who believed his insistence was dumb.
Rosa’s looks would soon sag
and she’d endlessly nag.
Rode his ass through the long years to come.
/// I don’t wish by my comments to fuel
rash comparisons to the first Yule,
but his wife is MarÃa
and that spread the idea
that the horse she rode in on’s a mule.