
Delphin Enjolras, French
“Wow, Girl. When You Said You Could Drink a Guy Under the Table, You Weren’t Kidding. And That Was Just the Sparkling Water,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
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/// Of three beautiful girls, who’s the winner
of an intimate Candlelit Dinner?
Don Juan travelled to France
to give each girl a chance
to prove SHE’s the most passionate sinner.
/// Gisèle won the meal because she’s able
to drink any man under the table.
While he’s there underneath,
Gisèle shifts her silk sheath
and that’s why Don Juan bought her a sable.
/// Of Gisèle her two friends are both jealous.
Each believes she is equally zealous.
“If you’d like to explore
a ménage (but for four),
it would not take a lot to compel us.”
/// The behavior of best friends can vex.
Much more likely with benefits (sex).
Add a third to the mix.
Why not four, five or six?
Exponentially far more complex.