Jacob Ochtervelt, Dutch
“Ugh, How Vulgar. Thomas Sent Me a D*ck Pic. When Did He Learn To Paint?,” Early 1670s
Oil on canvas
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/// Famke’s maid heard her read The Love Letter,
and she thought, “Mistress, you can do better.”
The boy is a debtor
who’ll bed then forget her,
but the maid chooses not to upset her.