Frédéric Soulacroix, French
“Can You Keep a Secret? I Actually Don’t Give a Rat’s A** About the World Cup,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// When with men they’re flirtatious and coy,
but there’s something which brings them more joy.
The fun Secrets they share
when they “let down their hair.”
Like: The “girl” standing up is a boy!
/// He alone in their small entourage
can’t display tempting décolletage.
So his bodice is high
and distracting the eye
is a large brightly colored corsage.
/// They wear rich gowns of satin and silk,
over flesh pale and creamy as milk.
And the men whom they kiss
will find nothing amiss;
(the boy’s mindful of whom he will bilk).
/// Only certain men will he pursue.
He will seek out the kind of men who,
if they do see him nude
will not mind he’s a dude.
These are men who have their secrets, too.
/// All the BEST men, from their point of view,
are the ones worth far more than a sou.
What rich men want, in sum,
are hot girls who are dumb,
so they’ll hide any thinking they do.
/// The girls’ cleavage is simply the bait.
(For, without it there’d be no first date.)
As a dim rich man’s wife
she’ll be pampered for life—
an intelligent tweaking of fate!