Briton Rivière, British
Shoot. Greta Thought Baxter Would Be Into This New Collection of the Classics Written From a Canine Perspective, But “Don Coyote” Wasn’t Going Over Too Great. Oh Well — Maybe He’ll Like “A Tale of Two Kitties,” 1887
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/// She’s been teaching her pet dog to read
for an hour, but has yet to succeed,
Compulsory Ed–
ucation for Phred
was a nice plan, but not guaranteed.
/// Alice found all her schoolbooks a bore,
so she’d planned how to read them no more.
If her dog could be taught
how to read, Alice thought
she could delegate to Phred the chore.
/// The poor dog had no patience for learning.
To escape, it is clear he is yearning.
He won’t read— don’t be fooled…
on those pages he drooled.
Any books he can’t chew, he’ll be spurning.