Otto Goldmann, German
Women Wishing Taylor and Travis Would Just Get a Room Already, 1905
Oil on canvas
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MASTERPIECE #3571
/// These two elderly gals called “The Knitters”
do not seem to be fun-loving critters.
Here, they’re looking askance
At a guy with loose pants.
When his pants fall, their frowns turn to titters.
/// He said, “I’m here in hope you’d agree
to knit comfy new boxers for me.
I misplaced my last pair
and have nothing to wear,
which can cause chafing, as you can see.”
/// The gals told him to stand in the light
so they don’t knit shorts too loose or tight.
They both tried not to gape,
but they brought out the tape
to get all of his measurements right.