Adrien Thevenot, French
“Listen, It’s My Mistake. I Know the Party Invitation Said ‘Casual Attire.’ But Let Me See If I Can Find You and Hunter Some Bigger Towels,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// “I apologize if I intrude;
clearly bathers in this lake go nude.
But I look really cute
in my black bathing suit,
and I blush when my body is viewed.”
/// “I am curious though— are those real?
Would you mind if I gave them a feel?
I thought, ‘Look at that girl’s
necklace- exquisite pearls!’
Can I buy them? I’d pay a great deal.”
/// The young boy is a nudist and he
always swims in this lake clothing-free.
He would not think to stare
at the girl with blonde hair;
she’s his sister, there’s nothing to see.
/// But this new girl attracts his attention.
He has feelings beyond comprehension.
Her pale skin and black hair
give him stirrings “down there.”
What he can’t see caused hyperextension.
/// They both thought skinny-dipping was cool,
so they took a chance breaking the rule,
but the thing they forgot
is you’re bound to get caught
if you’re suitless and pee in the pool.