Walter Langley, English
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/// While her father’s repairing a sail,
Mabel reads Pleasant News in the mail
from her husband in jail
who writes asking for bail.
(They’d assumed he’d been lost in a gale.)
/// Here in Newlyn, at Cornwall’s west tip,
most men sail on a boat or a ship.
If the fish which they caught
for a fair price are bought,
it’s worth making the hazardous trip.