
Nicolaes Maes, Dutch
That Vegan Drug Dealer Who Sells Molly For Asparagus, 1650s
Oil on canvas
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Nicolaes Maes, Dutch
That Vegan Drug Dealer Who Sells Molly For Asparagus, 1650s
Oil on canvas
/// Freshly grown by The Vegetable Seller,
greens are bought by this rich city-dweller.
On her garden-less street
there’s no food raised to eat
(save some mushrooms she found in her cellar).
/// Since she’s wealthy her food shopping chore
can be done without seeking a store.
To save time, she’d prefer
that the store come to her,
toting veggies from door-to-Dutch door.
/// The sad dog has a look of defeat.
Raw asparagus isn’t a treat
as far as he’s concerned
and all morning he’s yearned
for a meal of mouthwatering meat.
/// Ghebbe will, for tonight’s dinner, cook
from a recipe found in a book.
With asparagus they
warn that by the next day
chamber pots for dead skunks are mistook.