Ángel Zárraga, Mexican
If Taylor Swift Was a Girls’ Gym Teacher, 1926
Oil on canvas
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Ángel Zárraga, Mexican
If Taylor Swift Was a Girls’ Gym Teacher, 1926
Oil on canvas
/// The Blonde Futbolista, Paz, is tall.
She’s all muscle and good in a brawl.
Don’t say “soccer” to her,
or some socks may occur,
and her foot may connect with your ball.
/// Some opponents tried calling Paz trans.
Her “equipment,” they say, is a man’s.
If a doctor inspects
(to determine her sex)
he’ll discover the truth at first glans.
/// To “the fair sex” they claim it’s unfair.
“Guys” should not play with gals anywhere.
And yet she is the best.
(Passed their “double-X” test.)
Against Paz, no one else has a prayer.