Thomas Sully, American
“Oh Hey, I Was Wondering Where You Disappeared To. Please Tell Me You Didn’t Just Give My Paperweight To That Douche George Washington,” 1809
Oil on canvas
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/// Gilbert Stuart, the portraitist, chose
how each POTUS he painted should pose.
He did James Madison,
but, alas, only one.
Thomas Sully would paint more of those.
/// The fourth President stood five feet four,
shorter than leaders since or before.
Sadly, in voters’ eyes,
one trait sought is great size,
8and yet James proved, at times, less is more.
/// It was Madison who set his sights
on amendments, and he won those fights.
Constitutional law, he quite rightly foresaw,
needed tweaking: our great Bill of Rights.