Delphin Enjolras, French
Shoot. The Domino’s Guy Was Here and Constance Didn’t Have Money For a Tip. Or a Bra, For That Matter, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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Her night gown Is wonderfully sheer /
So that nothing may interfere:/
With nipples like roses/
By the window she poses/
Just to prove that she needs no brassiere..
Although they’re just medium sized/
By her neighbors her breasts are much prized:/
She’s exceedingly proud/
So they both are allowed/
To play outside unsupervised.
There’s a fact of which she’s unaware/
And it’s one I’m unwilling to share:/
She can sit there all day/
but the pizza man’s gay:/
So there’s no way that he’s gonna care.