
Delphin Enjolras, French
Shoot. The Domino’s Guy Was Here and Constance Didn’t Have Money For a Tip. Or a Bra, For That Matter, Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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Her night gown Is wonderfully sheer /
So that nothing may interfere:/
With nipples like roses/
By the window she poses/
Just to prove that she needs no brassiere..
Although they’re just medium sized/
By her neighbors her breasts are much prized:/
She’s exceedingly proud/
So they both are allowed/
To play outside unsupervised.
There’s a fact of which she’s unaware/
And it’s one I’m unwilling to share:/
She can sit there all day/
but the pizza man’s gay:/
So there’s no way that he’s gonna care.
/// No point putting your bust on display
when the pizza deliverer’s gay.
To avoid an arrest,
pepperoni was pressed
on her chest when the cops come her way.
/// Enjolras’ Lady in the Boudoir
wears a loose (and translucent) peignoir.
Through the window, ajar,
she keeps watch for the car
of a man told to “come as you are.”
/// She is dressed as she is to entice
the young man to commit acts of vice.
Called him midnight: (“You up?”)
with an invite to sup.
He agreed with no need to ask twice.
/// The benefits of having friends
can be varied, it really depends.
Are the two merely fond
or is there a strong bond?
And how far their attachment extends.