Frederik Hendrik Kaemmerer, Dutch
“Well!” Thought Nellie Proudly. “Now THAT Was a Fart!,” ca. 1860s
Oil on canvas
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MASTERPIECE #3496
/// At the dock on A Blustery Day,
a man’s top hat has just blown away,
and Greet’s lightweight chemise
hugs her form in the breeze.
Will the wind put her limbs on display?
/// The red scarf she had chosen to wear,
caught by currants, flew up in the air.
As it swirls with the breezes,
(like a dancer who teases),
it draws eyes to a half-exposed pair.
/// Robust gusts ruffle Greet’s ruffled dress,
but she likes it, she’d have to confess.
Her back turned to the wind,
with her eyes shut Greet grinned,
and imagined a man’s soft caress.
/// By the guys, Greet is often discussed.
When they kiss her they know they’ve been bussed.
She admires upper-crust
men adjusting their thrust
in a way that she just must “combust.”