MASTERPIECE #3487

Woutherus Mol, Dutch

“Look, I Wasn’t Going To Say Anything, But Since You Asked…Yes, I Think You MAY Have Gotten Ripped Off on Those Breast Implants,” 1808

Oil on canvas

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Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
12 days ago

/// Here we see An Academy Study
of a Man and a Woman, cheeks ruddy.
Is that name just a ploy
for a feminized boy?
Does the man seek a lover or buddy?

/// With long hair and a face soft and sweet,
here’s as fine a young girl you might meet.
But the body below
makes us doubt what we know:
a flat chest and big hands and huge feet.

/// Gender falls in a spectrum, some say.
Not all women will look the same way.
Bosoms come in all sizes,
so avoid rash surmises.
(Pronouns used here are “he,” “his,” and “they.”)

/// That’s a woman, the title is claiming,
But her larynx is prompting reframing.
It does seem a bit weird
that “she’s” growing a beard,
but I don’t want to be body shaming.

/// Since the figure who’s seated is nude,
the man standing knows if that’s a dude.
While it’s true the kid’s chest
shows no signs of a breast
that’s no proof; other things must be viewed.

/// Was the title’s word “Woman” a goof?
Or perhaps an elaborate spoof?
We cannot really say.
There a knee in the way
of the organs that constitute proof.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
12 days ago

/// He likes girls, but he cannot deny
that there’s something about this young guy
that can make his heart race.
It’s that feminine face,
which in his mind is proof he’s not bi.

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