Wilhelm Bendz, Danish
“Perfect! Stay Just Like That. I’m Calling This Sculpture ‘Male Stripper Looking At His FitBit,'” 1827
Oil on canvas
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/// This great sculptor believed he had seen a
“Hercules” in the boxing arena.
Here, Christen Christensen,
(who sculpts muscular men),
is portrayed looking like a Christina.
/// It may just be the contrast we see
between model and artist, but he,
with slim waist and wide hips,
hairless face and red lips,
really looks like a female to me.
/// Some women, male clothing prefer,
and vice versa for some born a “sir.”
A man wearing drag
may be labeled a f__,
but drag’s fine if it’s worn by a “her.”
/// Macho boxer is posed with fists up.
Viewed by Chris and a small purse-sized pup.
He still wears his street pants,
but there’s quite a good chance
he will soon pose in naught but a cup.