Hans Temple, Austrian
“Listen, If We’re Going To Complete These Sculptures on Time, We’re Going To Need a Lot More Supplies. More Hammers, More Chisels, and About 3 More Tons of Cream Cheese,” Before 1895
Oil on canvas
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/// With their standardized-module design,
sections of partial statues combine.
Rudolf Weyr supervised.
Speed and prowess are prized
on the sculptor’s assembly line.
/// They can make mammoth sculptures this way,
for which wealthy collectors will pay.
If they’re richer than Croesus
they receive them in pieces
(which can exit this small atelier).
/// This bold modular plan was inspired
by a Swedish designer he hired.
Each separate part
was a work of fine art,
but once bought, “Some assembly required.”
/// Weyr tried something new with this last batch.
Novel combos made by “Mix ‘n’ Match.”
One man purchased a Venus
with a prominent penis,
which, when company came, he’d detach.