THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #2724 (6/10/21)

 Madame Gustave Hequet, French

Artist Trying To Hide His Annoyance That You Just Sneezed on His Easel, ca. 1850-60

Oil on canvas

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Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
2 years ago

/// It seemed Ingres’ anger was chronic;
the boy’s surliness blocked by no tonic.
Although he’d never smile
he embodied a style
which, he thought, made him look quite Byronic.

/// Ingres as a Young Man would lament. He
had been forced to create pentimenti.
Due to canvas’s price,
he would paint on them twice,
saving cash for a hot beverage Venti.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
8 days ago
Reply to  Solstice*1947

Since I don’t know how to delete the above versions, I am posting revisions here along with some new verses:

/// The hot anger of Ingres was chronic;
the boy’s surliness blocked by no tonic.
Although he’d never smile
he embodied a style
which he thought made him look quite Byronic.

/// His expression is sour and demonic,
but his paintings are often iconic.
For his art he’s adored,
like the verse of that Lord
known as Byron, and just as sardonic.

/// As an “Ingres Young Man” in a rush,
he’d daub paint with a rag, not a brush.
“Some titanium white over blue looks just right
as a fat, happy cloud looking lush.”

/// Ingres as a Young Man would lament. He
had been forced to create pentimenti.
Due to canvas’s price,
he would paint on them twice,
adding layers until there were twenty.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
8 days ago

/// Madame Hequet had feared it might taint her,
to portray this ill-mannered young painter.
He wiped chalk from his slate,
his face filling with hate,
the vile words he erased growing fainter.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
8 days ago

/// “Listen, here’s how I plan my attack:
First, I’ll jab this sharp stick at her back
when she leaves the girl’s dorm.
On this rag’s chloroform.
That’s how I’ll get her into the sack.”

/// This degenerate would-be abduction
was confided with detailed instruction.
By “the sack” (it’s no joke)
he meant large burlap poke.
His “confession” lead to his destruction.

/// Before carrying out his sick plot,
he was ratted out and the cops got
someone as a decoy.
They arrested the boy
with his chloroform there on the spot.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
8 days ago

/// When he sneezed, from his nostril it flew—
a green gob of gross glistening goo.
Having seen the phlegm land,
handy hankie in hand,
a brisk wipe made the canvas like new.

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