MASTERPIECE #3410

Ferdinand Georg Waldmüller, Austrian

“Okay Folks, Could We Adjust Your Eyelines a Bit? Ma’am, If You Would, Look Directly Into Your Husband’s Eyes and Not So Much at His Toupée,” 1824

Oil on panel

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mabrndt
mabrndt
7 days ago

Artist info is pointed to by my comment at another blog entry.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
6 days ago

/// The Cartographer Jüttner, (Professor),
has a cute wife— a colorful dresser.
He should be overjoyed,
but he looks up annoyed.
She draws focus; he wants to repress her.

/// Here’s the problem: She knows that she’s cute.
When she brings him a basket of fruit,
her fair shoulder is bare,
bright blue scarf on her hair.
Next to her, he comes off as a brute.

/// He was told that this portrait would show
him at work at his desk, and although
that is technically true,
she’s in red, white and blue,
leaning over a drab dork below.

/// I have not learned this couple’s true history.
(Further research may help solve the mystery.)
My cliche story is:
Prof. weds student of his,
(then a “rash” turns them both a bit blistery).

/// His resentment is building, because
he’d been willing to “bend” a few laws
to make this girl his bride.
Now she stands at his side
and her beauty contrasts with his flaws.

/// He’d explained to his gold-digging honey,
that his salary’s so small it’s funny.
He made maps and he taught.
They don’t pay what they ought.
It’s a good thing he comes from old money.

Solstice*1947
Solstice*1947
6 days ago

/// Those with beauty are often a winner,
and I don’t mean the kind that is “inner.”
Personality’s great,
and big brains— what’s to hate?
But they won’t get her asked out for dinner.

——— or ———

/// He’d explained to his gold-digging honey,
that his salary’s so small it’s funny.
He made maps and he taught.
They don’t pay what they ought.
It’s a good thing he comes from old money.

——— or ———

/// Bananas and cukes and zucchini
were the only foods here to be seen. He
said “I’ll bring you a wienie.”
But for meat-based cuisine he
offered one cocktail frank, which was teeny.

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