Eugene von Blaas, Italian
“Well Marissa, We Were Right. The Neighbors ARE Developing a Clandestine Nuclear Weapons Program. That Explains All That Hammering We’ve Been Hearing,” 1897
Oil on canvas
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/// These two beauties, because they’re “The Curious,”
spy on neighboring men, who’d be furious.
That brick ten-foot tall wall
was no safeguard at all.
Gina sees the boys’ bragging was spurious.
/// The two brothers, upon whom they spied,
sunbathed nude on the wall’s other side.
No high barriers keep
snoops from stealing a peep.
(They kept quiet to save the men’s pride.)
/// Marie climbed up next, taking her turn.
Watched the brothers rub oil (not to burn).
Both girls greatly admired
how they looked unattired.
“Size” was not their primary concern.
/// The girls vowed not to let the guys know
that they’d been in a covert peep-show.
Most men’s egos are fragile,
but good lovers are agile,
strong, and kind, and especially slow.
/// They were fed up with men too abrupt.
Fifteen seconds from when breasts were cupped
some would quickly advance
to removing their pants
and lose interest just as they erupt.
/// The men that these ladies would treasure
cared about how to give lovers pleasure.
Boys obsessed about size,
but these two cuties prize
traits that both agreed were beyond measure.