Paul Fischer, Danish
“What? Oh No, I’m Not a Nudist. I Just Really, REALLY Hate Trying on Swimsuits,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// “Your new swimsuit’s from Viggo, I’d bet.
He sold me one too, (to my regret).
You should listen to me,
don’t go into the sea.
It dissolves if you get the suit wet.”
/// “This large towel beneath me, I can
wrap around me, if we spot a man.
But, for now I’ll stay bare
in the sun and fresh air,
while I build up my all-over tan.”
/// Sonja worked very hard at achievin’
a dark tan that is balanced and even.
She twisted and turned,
to avoid being burned,
and made certain her cleavage was cleavin’.
/// She explained that she wasn’t a nudist.
Those she’d known were the rudest and crudest
of the folks on the sand,
though they were deeply tanned,
but the women were never the cutest.
/// Research nudism, you’ll find the odds
are that most don’t have sensuous bods.
They connect “bare” with “health,”
not a means to, by stealth,
make it known that they’re built like Greek gods.
/// Girl in dark blue claimed what she was wearing
was so much more intriguing and daring
than to be all uncovered.
Men would peek, she discovered,
to imagine the parts she’s not baring.