Karl Wiener, Austrian
Tanya Made a Mental Note To Replace the Bulb on the Left Side of Her Tanning Bed, 1938
Gouache on paperboard
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Info, and links that point to more info, about this artist can be found at his Google translated German Wikipedia page.
/// She won fame for her wholesome allure,
but acclaim made her feel insecure.
Half embarrassed, half proud
of the welcoming crowd
to meet Mary (“Oh, Rob!”) Tyler Moore.
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/// What could cause this young nun to cavort
with a two-tone face, and to exhort
other staid theologians
to cheer USC Trojans?
She’s a fan of collegiate sport.
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/// She’s been lit from both sides, we can tell,
by a Klieg with a different gel.
Colors of molten lava,
used by Mario Bava
in his movie to symbolize Hell.
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/// Her ex-boyfriend would tell friends with snark
he preferred making love in the dark.
The crude joker was done
when she learned he’d made fun
of her lifelong port wine stain birthmark.