Artist Unknown
“Open Up! Don’t You Want To Grow Up Big and Strong Like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s Publicists?,” Date Unknown
Oil on canvas
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/// Now that Pieter was no longer nursing,
he would use “naughty” words when conversing.
Grietje hated to censor.
He was fed Old Dutch Cleanser
on a spoon, and she ended his cursing.
/// if a child starts to say things obscene,
it does not mean his mouth is unclean.
Giving tots soap to taste
is both cruel and a waste.
He’ll use those words and worse as a teen.
/// That she sits far away may seem strange,
but she’s dressed in her best and can’t change.
Should the lad start to pout
and then spit the food out
she is hoping she’s well out of range.
/// It appears there’s a battle of wills.
The child acts like he’s “stuffed to the gills.”
But she’s willing to wait
‘til he’s emptied the plate.
Will it be by ingestion or spills?