Bernardino Licinio, Italian
“You’ll Have To Excuse Me — I’m Terrible at Reading Signals. Does That Mean That Yes, You ARE Open To Getting Together For Coffee?,” Date Unknown
Oil on panel
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/// “Would you rather see leg or a breast?”
When he answered, she partly undressed.
“Signorina, desist!”
he cried, grabbing her wrist.
“It was chicken I hoped to ingest.”
/// You may ask why she bared just one breast
while so many nudes show their whole chest.
Here’s the truth: Not all get
an exact matching set,
so she showed him her right one, the “best.”
/// When he showed her no carnal desire
the blonde cook put a fowl on the fire.
This one time, a nip “slip”
wouldn’t earn a large tip,
still, she set him up with a young Friar.
/// The Friar she’d praised was none other
than the blonde fryer’s brother, the Brother.
He’d meet men near the crèche,
(commit sins of the flesh),
in the closet to spare their dear mother.
/// At that time, in that place, (it’s so sad),
being gay, they thought, meant being bad.
They believed it was sin,
so you hid from your kin
any hint that your love is a lad.
/// The blonde fryer eventually wed,
a new customer there to be fed.
A “breast man” for food,
and for her in the nude,
he had proven his prowess in bed.
/// At the halftime show, while millions stared,
Giustin tugged; Giannette’s nipple was bared.
They were just acting up
at the Football World Cup.
But it’s Europe so nobody cared.