Laurits Andersen Ring, Danish
Happy 20th Anniversary, Hairy Potter!, 1890
Oil on canvas
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Laurits Andersen Ring, Danish
Happy 20th Anniversary, Hairy Potter!, 1890
Oil on canvas
Perhaps more about this artist can be found here (Google translated).
Info, or links that point to more info, about this artist can be found here, here, here, here, here (can be read in full for free on Fridays), and here, perhaps in addition to what's in his Wikipedia page (Google translated Danish Wikipedia page has more).
/// Skilled at “throwing” a pot on a wheel,
he could reshape the clay just by feel.
So it wasn’t a struggle
to insert jewels to smuggle
inside pots much too ugly to steal.
/// When the pottery clay was resisting
being shaped, despite turning and misting,
he would insert his fist
in the hole to his wrist.
It’s a practice he’d mastered called “fisting.”
/// He had done this so often before,
yet he welcomed a dream-like encore.
As he fingered the clay
he would silently pray
to be potting behind Demi Moore.
/// Since he’d first seen Ghost, Moore drove him crazy.
Thoughts of real girls he’d known had grown hazy.
He said, “Demi and me
to ‘Unchained Melody’
could make Whoopi (without Patrick Swayze).”