Charles Napier Kennedy, British
“You Do Realize, Young Lady, There Are Easier Ways To Huff Paint,” 1898
Oil on canvas
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/// Shakespeare’s Shylock was more than a lender.
As a painter, he’d secretly render
full-length portraits of guys
that his daughter would prize,
and to whom she would gladly surrender.
/// Daughter Jessica lusts after boys,
therefore Shylock developed some ploys.
With brush, canvas, and oils,
her libido he foils,
when she kisses the paintings, not goys.
/// Later Jess would sneak out to the streets,
and that’s where young Lorenzo, she meets.
He was far from a saint,
but much thicker than paint,
so the two shared their love ‘tween the sheets.
/// Shylock soon found that he’d been deserted.
His sole daughter was wed and converted.
And one more little snag,
some sly lawyer in drag /
almost got Shylock killed— how perverted!