Laura Theresa Epps Alma-Tadema, British
Annoyed, Hayley Wished Jeff Had Briefed Himself on the Female Anatomy BEFORE They Got to the Honeymoon Suite, Date Unknown
Oil on panel
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/// It was clear that Regina was bored.
She kept swinging her hat by its cord.
And her boyfriend, engrossed
by his reading, almost
had forgotten her. That’s when she snored.
/// He had shown her the volumes he’d bought,
yet his efforts amounted to naught.
Some had cost half his wages,
with 3-D standing pages,
but books weren’t the “pop-up” she sought.
/// So persistent was he as a reader,
he neglected his role as a breeder.
The lad’s fertile young bride
had less patience than pride,
and that’s how he found out he’s a bleeder.
/// First, she called out in dread apprehension.
Then she scratched him, which got his attention.
He looked up from his text.
She leered, lustful and vexed.
He stared back with pure incomprehension.
/// He was baffled by “come-hither” looks.
(There were some things not taught in his books.)
He didn’t catch wise
‘til she bared both her thighs
thus displaying her crannies and nooks.
/// Soon, a maiden no more, she’d prevail
by retraining her shy bookish male.
This oblivious fool
got an “A” in her school
when he learned how to “read” her with Braille.