Daniel Gardner, British
“I Had To Improvise a Bit With This Year’s Witches’ Brew, Ladies. Whole Foods Ran Out of Pumpkin Spice Eye of Newt,” 1775
Gouache and chalk on paper
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/// Surprisingly monochromatic,
this painting is idiomatic.
Shown as three Macbeth witches,
these are women with riches—
aristocrats, yet charismatic.
/// And yet, witches? I have to suggest
that they don’t seem by evil possessed.
Ten hags short of a coven
at their brass cauldron-oven.
Should be “sky-clad;” they’re waaay overdressed.
/// Cauldron contents boil over a fire.
Can’t get newt or frog from their supplier.
So they toss in some seeds
and some odd bluish weeds
as the smallest one hangs from a wire.
/// There’s no sign of a broom or black cat.
One witch wears a traditional hat.
She won’t let it obscure
her expensive coiffure,
but she is dressed in black, so there’s that…
/// At first glance I had not noticed that
at the lower left there is a cat.
So I missed it. Not tragic.
It appeared, though, by magic.
Can’t now know what next will be begat.